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  The ideal JW Sister is...

  by highdose in

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  please fill in the blanks.... from my experiance i would say: " silent, depressed, out all hours in the minstry and only gives birth to males ( potencial ms's elders etc).

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Three feet tall with a flat head.

  Cheeses - searching for the perfect gal
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  How will the Watchtower change as OLDER MEMBERS DIE OFF?

  by nicolaou in

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  the 'old-timers' generally carry a congregation.. .

  i grew up in a cong' with six members of the 'anointed' - only one remains, a lovely lady with genuine warmth and interest in people who is now in a nursing home.. .

  what happens when the depth that these individuals bring is lost?

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Younger ones will come along, grow old, and die off, just as many others before them had done.

  The message may change slightly, but as we have experienced over the years, it will be the same shit, but wrapped in a different package.

  Cheeses.
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  OUR BOREDOM MINISTRY issue #3: Join the great cloud of witnesses!

  by processor in

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  i finally translated another issue of our boredom ministry.

  join the great cloud of witnesses!

  how can we imitate the faithful men of old?.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Another memorable gem from the golden age. Perhaps the gb should mandate that it be compulsory for all jaydubs to get their arseholes stitched up now in preparation for a shit-free life in the new systemTM.

  Oh yes cheeses loves you, the fable tells you so!
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  2010: What next for Jehovahs Witnesses?

  by truthseeker in

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  in the last two years we have seen many changes in the watchtower - a few are listed below.

  what are your thoughts concerning the movement and direction of jehovah's witnesses for 2010 and beyond?.

  doctrinal changes:.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  The only thing I wish for the jws/wts is that they all fall into a vortex and disappear in ever diminishing circles up their own arseholes.

  Cheeses. Of the loving kind.
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  Why do you come to this site?

  by sinis in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  after all the years i have been here, i have slowly progressed to the point that the bible, god, and all the other religious stuff out there is just plain bullshit!!!

  yet when i first came here and was told by some of the members that that is what i would logically come to, i did not believe them, and yet they were right.

  i realize that a lot of people on this board have left, or are struggling with themselves or family to leave, yet many still believe.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  To offer comfort to the weak, the downtrodden and the spiritually weak. In my own peculiar way.

  And also to keep up with what the jws/wts are currently doing. For whenever I have the urge to get in their face with a bit of contraversy. I like surprising them - most times I will look right through them as though they weren't there, and then other times I may just get right into their comfort zone.

  Ah, they love me. Not.

  Cheeses. The wholly holey holy one.
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  WHAT HAS HELPED HEALED CURED YOUR BITTERNESS WITH THE BORG?

  by freewilly01 in

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  2. friends

  is there or has there been anything that has aided you in your quest to rid yourself of the bitterness and resentment of the jw's .

  i know for some it has appeared that they have a newfound religion or religious belief, but that is not the case with myself.. for some maybe visiting these sites encourages them to shed those miserable memories?

  for me it just builds more resentment.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Cured? Coped? Whatever!

  I recommend a large measure of loathing contempt with a sprinkling of mocking derision helps to put all matters relating to jws in perspective.

  Cheeses.
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  Well I am officially on private reproof.

  by JimmyPage in

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  me and the wife both.

  for our you know, pre-marital bumping of the fuzzies.

  all of those years of guilt she had- she's shocked that all she got was a slap on the wrist.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  space cowboy,

  Did you get your name because of that vast empty prarie between your ears?

  Cheeses - getting off his high horse
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  garrybus interviewed on local regional Australian radio.

  by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

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  had a pleasant surprise today whilst listening to my local abc (australian broadcasting commission) radio station to find that the presenter was talking to a garry, with an american accent, regarding jws.

  i began listening subsequent to the introduction of the segment, but eventually worked out that it was in relation to the person appointed to head a political party in queensland happening to be a former jw.. the discussion centered around garry's involvement with the jws and various activities in which the dubs are infamously known.

  garry left a good 'witness' for ex-jws.. at the end of the segment the presenter thanked garry busselman from (such and such) in the u.s. and i thought, that name sounds familiar, and, sure enough, it is our very own garrybus.. it would be interesting to learn how garry came to be invited to discuss the subject.. cheeses - keeping up with current affairs..

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Had a pleasant surprise today whilst listening to my local ABC (Australian Broadcasting Commission) radio station to find that the presenter was talking to a Garry, with an American accent, regarding jws. I began listening subsequent to the introduction of the segment, but eventually worked out that it was in relation to the person appointed to head a political party in Queensland happening to be a former jw.

  The discussion centered around Garry's involvement with the jws and various activities in which the dubs are infamously known. Garry left a good 'witness' for ex-jws.

  At the end of the segment the presenter thanked Garry Busselman from (such and such) in The U.S. and I thought, that name sounds familiar, and, sure enough, it is our very own garrybus.

  It would be interesting to learn how Garry came to be invited to discuss the subject.

  Cheeses - keeping up with current affairs.
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  How did Noah even begin to gather examples of microbes?

  by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

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  noah - a man ahead of his times.. did he have a superior form of immunity?

  oh, that's right, god was directing him.

  still, it must have been quite a challenge.. cheeses h. kerriced..

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Noah - a man ahead of his times.

  Did he have a superior form of immunity? Oh, that's right, god was directing him. Still, it must have been quite a challenge.

  Cheeses H. Kerriced.
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  Did Noah build a protoype of the ark?

  by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

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  was the ark the first boat ever built?

  if so, that man noah must surely have had some faith in the critter that told him to build it.. the wise thing would surely to have built a small scale model just to be sure the thing was going to float.

  but then i guess noah didn't have too many options otherwise.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Homorover,

  And I was beginning to believe that you had an understanding of the deeper things of god.

  Noah is hot. The in thing. The new black. A role model for all. Trendsetter extraordinaire.

  Cheeses - who is thinking of getting a tattoo of Noah on his butt.